Anatomicals.
20:37 Anatomicals has been one of my pamper routine favorites this season. I started out loving the 'Look you've got chocolate all over your face' Chocolate Face Mask back in September when I bought one as a present for my auntie and took it out to Portugal with me.
Last week I thought "ups, I better top up on my Anatomicals face masks" whilst in Primor as I am setting up a little Christmas Jiffy bag for chummy (yes chummy it was for you, not gonna lie) and so I did.
Then, after going round and round shops I headed home just to find a package Anatomicals them self had kindly sent to me, and this is how it read:
you are an unpopular, fat, unattractive, talentless dimwit with no sense of humour, no aesthetic taste whatsoever, bad personal hygiene, a disproportionately large head, misshapen feet, dry scaly skin and an horrendous dress sense. actually, we meant to say that you're an extremely popular, svelte, beautiful, incredibly talented genius with an unrivalled sense of humour, amazing taste, someone who's always shower fresh and has a perfectly proportioned head and feet, smooth luminous skin and a dress sence Chanel would envy. but instead of this being a compliment slip, we're guessing it sort of turned into a Freudian slip.
May I just say, Anatomicals packaging is THE BEST and I love every little detail and thought they put into every product that makes them so unique and cheerful.
Also I received the "oi you throbhead" headache relief balm and may I say "this isn't despite what it appears to be, a tin of soothing headache balm. In fact, it's your own size Indian masseur by the name of Kuldip, who is constantly available to take away (an Indian take away) your throbbing cranial pain. Oi! Are you calling us a liar?" (See, I told you the read ups about these products were amazing).
And lastly, there is the "Never lose your cherry" spf 8 lip balm. I expected this balm to be tinted as soon as I read the cherry bit, but it isn't, and that isn't the only bonus, it leaves your lips feeling GREAT and smells amazing!!
Before I go, I'm just going to write below the label I received on the outside of my package and if you have or are going to try out anatomicals products I want you to tell me what you label them (I'll also label them below).
at anatomicals, we'be been labelled crazy, we've been labelled anarchic, we've been labelled witty, we've been labelled clever. we've been labelled barmy, we've been labelled pathetic (some humourless member of the public took objection to the name of one of our products and wrote to tell us so). we've been labelled great value for money, we've been labelled quirky, we've been labelled cheeky and we've been labelled the Body Shop's naughty little brother and we've even been labelled the devil's spawn of the personal care world. (you would normally expect something a little kinder from your parents, wouldn't you?) now that one of our labels has been stuck to the front of this package and sent your way, you can decide for yourself what we should be labelled.
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